25, dragon slayer, cynic, all round fucking delight
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl (via quoted-books)
Do you ever see someone and think oh my god I would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
I always feel creepy going to comment on girls pictures online. Yet in person there is almost no limit to what I’m willing to say… I’m a strange man.
I’m actually kind of nervous about my tattoo session Friday. I’ve done 7 hour sittings before, but never a piece this big.