25, dragon slayer, cynic, all round fucking delight

 

Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl (via quoted-books)

juliefinz:

I just got to watch this yesterday, and I was busting out laughing so much

I love Bo Burnham

(Source: nahshaw)

cuntakinte:

Do you ever see someone and think oh my god I would like to be responsible for your next orgasm

bobbycaputo:

Surreal Photos of A Frozen Venice

Art director Robert Jahns has created a series of surrealistic photos of Venice by combining photos of Italy by Luis Manuel Osorio Fernando with photos of frozen lakes in Russia by Daniel Kordan. Robert Jahns wanted to show how the Venice Canal would look like if it was frozen by the winter.

I always feel creepy going to comment on girls pictures online. Yet in person there is almost no limit to what I’m willing to say… I’m a strange man.

I’m actually kind of nervous about my tattoo session Friday. I’ve done 7 hour sittings before, but never a piece this big.

confitureestmadrogue:

"You’ll be safe as long as you don’t slow down!"

"Oh, Ted, look! It’s a big bunch of boxes in the middle of the road!"